Psychics are nonsense

Kinja'd!!! "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
10/26/2016 at 22:25 • Filed to: None

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When I was 17, my miscreant friends and I were driving around aimlessly, as we often did. We got into a discussion of the supernatural, which became heated as I took the “bullshit” position to my friend’s “there are things we don’t understand” position. In my view, we have a comprehensive understanding of bullshit.

Anyway, as we drove by Madam Tina’s, a fixture in our town, he commented that there had to be something to it for her business to survive. I pulled over, commented that she couldn’t find her ass with both hands, and pulled down the sign.

I threw it in the back of my car (81 Celica ST Sparlingco convertible conversion RIP), and drove off. I told him that if she was a real psychic, she’d come get her sign.

28 years later, I’m still waiting.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > ImmoralMinority
10/26/2016 at 22:30

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While I don’t condone stealing, it’s not like you stole from mother Theresa. I’m sure that psychic style more than a few dollars from down and out folks in her lifetime.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > ImmoralMinority
10/26/2016 at 22:31

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Not that I condone stealing, but yeah, this kind of stupid stuff should have gone extinct at least a century ago.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > ImmoralMinority
10/26/2016 at 22:34

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yes, but you will be watching over your shoulder for the rest of your life... She is just waiting for you to drop your guard.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > ImmoralMinority
10/26/2016 at 22:38

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it’s why I’ve never been able to buy into religion. I went to a Catholic school from kindergarten through 8th grade, and none of it made sense to me.


Kinja'd!!! BorkBorkBjork > ImmoralMinority
10/26/2016 at 23:55

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I’ve always wanted to see how many bullshit certifications I could get to put on my business card.

Goatboy: Certified Psychic, Demonologist, Psychic Healer, Ghost Hunter, etc...